bluestalkingstitches:

solar-tsunami:

I do not like the cone of shame.

squawking with laughter

(Source: primosparazza, via andtwohardboiledeggs)

dklooksatthings:

So as I was giving a tour of campus to prospective students, one of the parents asked me what I will miss most about JMU.  I’m pretty sure I will miss everyone I met the most, especially the quidditch team. You all are pretty awesome. 

Aw, right in the feelings.

We’ll miss you too. You’re pretty awesome, fearless leader. 

(via mockingjayonthetardis)

minstreloffire:

little-black-bear:

Did I ever mention I fucking love visual poetry? Because I fucking love visual poetry.

THIS IS SO COOL

(Source: sheandherdarkness, via thatwhoovianhipster)

(via poke-problems)

moord:

i used to think i was unphotogenic then i found out i was just ugly

(Source: justacapitolkid, via how-ood)

ms-basswaldorf:

THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!

AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.

AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.

AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.

AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.

WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.

BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.

THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR.

AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.

AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.

I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.

THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.

WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.

WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.

I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.

HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.

UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.

TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.

HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.

(via basicallyenhanced)

joshishollywood:

thekathryngrace replied to your post: I’m of the belief that making the abortion…

Abortion is murder. I don’t see how that is hypocritical.

Because if you’re prioritizing the hypothetical life of an organism of debatable sentience and autonomy over that of the human being forced to carry that baby to term who will suffer from the medical or economical complications that birth might cause up to and including aforementioned existing full grown human’s death

Then your priorities are fucking stupid

(Source: badcgijosh)

laurakvstheworld:

i honestly feel 100% better after watching this

(Source: constellationlcd, via comicallycool)

bowtiesandskinnyjeans:

This is what happens when Ruth makes me take a new picture for Dailybooth.

It ends up on all of my social media site.  

Hey everyone this is my boyfriend look at how cute he is.